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dunno what to write… got this in from the bulletin of my friendster account.

You’ve gotta read this. It’s hilarious!
Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.

Did you know that you can tell from the skin
whether a person is
sexually active or not?

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests
find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the
hormone estrogen, which
makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your
chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The
sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your
skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you
piled on during that
romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take
up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the
body. It’s more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don’t need
special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression.
It
releases endorphins into
the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria
and leaving you
with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be
offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of
chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the
opposite
sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the
world.
IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist
away.
Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and
lowers the level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A
lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in
the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy
nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma
and hay fever.

This message has been sent to you for good
luck
in sex.
The original is in a room in Palaiseau.
It has been sent around the world nine times.
Now sex has been sent to you.
The “Hot Sex Fairy” will visit you within four
days of receiving this message, provided you, in
turn, send it on.
If you don’t, then you will never receive good
sex again for the rest of your life.
You will eventually become celibate, and your
genitals will rot and fall off.
This is no joke!
Send copies to people you think need sex (who
doesn’t?).
Don’t send money, as the fate of your genitals
has no price.
Do not keep this message.
This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours.
Please send ten copies and see what happens in
four days.
Since the copy must tour the world, you must
send
it.
This is true, even if you are not superstitious.
GOOD SEX, but please remember:
10 copies of this message must leave your e-mail
in 96 hours or you will not have good sex again
for the rest of your life!!!!

———-

posted Sunday, 18 January 2004

A visitor made this comment,
haha, i got this thing also in my email. agree from 1 to 10, lol. let
me corrupt you a little, try it. hehe, joke.
Paul

comment added :: 18th January 2004, 22:50 GMT+08
angel made this comment,
I’ve read this already. Hehehe..try mo and see if it works. hahahah! B.I.!
Visit me @ http://62.193.227.220/servlet/redirect.srv/slusj/svpsaotdzdthznay/p1/-city.com

comment added :: 19th January 2004, 12:24 GMT+08
CNBGirl made this comment,
so, healthy ka ba dg? 🙂

comment added :: 19th January 2004, 22:36 GMT+08
A visitor made this comment,
These are all true, trust me. hahaha! *wink *wink
ness

comment added :: 20th January 2004, 14:37 GMT+08
aMia made this comment,
geez paul, wag mo na yan corrupt lol. tay ka sakin =P

comment added :: 20th January 2004, 15:39 GMT+08
coleen made this comment,
i’m a married woman so i can safely say that this must be true. did u
know that i have more admirers now than when i was single?? however, i
do not intend to encourage other single women, ok? sex is not a beauty
therapy.

comment added :: 21st January 2004, 12:13 GMT+08
A visitor made this comment,
ayos yan… basta… keep safe…toinks…”,0
samplawer…

comment added :: 30th January 2004, 08:56 GMT+08
Shawty made this comment,
hala ka ed!! sumbong kita hahahaha dyan ka pala naghahasik ng lagim lolz joke!!

comment added :: 1st February 2004, 17:43 GMT+08


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